When I’m wearing my yoga pants and a tight shirt, I like to pretend that I’m a superhero.

You know what’s better than home-made strawberry jam?

Home-made strawberry-rhubarb jam. That’s right.

Catching up on Sherlock

Maybe it’s a good thing I’m behind on Tumblr … ARGH. THE WOMAN. HNNG.

Ok Tumblr, what should I watch next?

You’ve already convinced me to watch Misfits and Sherlock. Should it be:

1. American Horror Story
2. Supernatural
3. Castle
4. Something else (I’m definitely forgetting something that I see regularly, and it’s not Merlin)

That awkward moment

when you work through your crush on a coworker by writing gay porn about them … ^_^;;

265 pages

I’ve been trying to catch up on my Tumblr since mid-December. I did a 200+ page run, then another 265 pages. I give up. Sorry if I missed that awesome thing you posted.

The best Tumblr layouts

In my opinion, follow these guidelines:

1. Easily accessible archive (don’t make me type it out in the address bar)
2. Easily accessible previous/next buttons (if I can’t find your next button, I’m not going to keep perusing your blog)
3. Static backgrounds (animated gifs are so Geocities)
4. No embedded music (sucks when opening multiple tabs, especially if I hate your taste in music)
5. No special mouse cursor (come on, is that really necessary?)
6. Uncluttered (because we’re all here for the pictures!)

If I really can’t stand your layout, I’m just going to browse your blog in archive mode anyway. ;)

xox

You know you’re a slasher when

You start slashing your coworkers.

Oops.

Well that was an awkward Tumblr coincidence.